It is my firm belief that you can never learn too much. But if you feel this is too much or if you are under 18, stop reading right now. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word FUCK. It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language “fuck” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive and intransitive (I’m not going to give you an example, in case my mother ever reads this), as an adverb ( Mary is fucking interested in John), and as a noun ( also, and for the same reason above I am not going to give you an example) and as an adjective ( Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of “fuck”.
Beside its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations
•Greetings How the fuck are you?
•Fraud I got fucked by the car dealer
•Dismay Oh, fuck it
•Trouble Well, I guess I’m fucked now
•Aggression Fuck you!
•Disgust Fuck me
•Confusion What the fuck…?
•Difficulty I don’t understand this fucking business
•Despair Fucked again
•Incompetence He fucks up everything
•Displeasure What the fuck is going on here?
•It can be used in an anatomical description – He is a fucking asshole
•It can be maternal – as in motherfucker
•It can be used to tell the time- it’s five fucking thirty
•It can be used in business- How did I wind up with this fucking job?
•It can be political – Fuck George Bush
And never forget General Custer’s last words: “Where did all these fucking Indians come from?”
And the famous last words of the Major of Hiroshima:”What the fuck was that?”
And last but not least, the Captain of the Titanic: “Where is all this fucking water coming from?”
How can anyone be offended when you say FUCK? Use it frequently in your daily speech; it will add to your prestige.
Today , say to someone- “FUCK YOU”